A mystery

Victor Foreman was a weird guy he was twenty five years old he had short black hair well I should get on to the weird part Im a narrater after all so lets see hes made of cheese no that cant be right oh yeah he was abducted by aliens when he was seven or so he claims well who knows. Victor woke up to his favorite song on a sunny day he jumped out of the bed with a big smi... Oh come on I have to tell this story right well fine Bob just get out. Anyway its not happy not at all so be prepared. Victor woke up to a huge storm. When he walked into the kitchen he noticed his wife laying on the ground dead with her head GONE dun duun duuun sorry I couldnt help myself but Im getting hungry and I need meh lunch so
TO BE CONTINUED

Cool story keep it up!

Eat your lunch fast because I want more story!!!!

[quote author=dtown2002 link=topic=3972.msg20358#msg20358 date=1437503120]
Eat your lunch fast because I want more story!!!!
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Silly humans not me the narrator

He takes a while to eat

Oh. IS HE ALMOST DONE??

[quote author=dtown2002 link=topic=3972.msg20363#msg20363 date=1437503518]
Oh. IS HE ALMOST DONE??
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I have know idea earthlings are extremely unpredictable like when he decided to use MY account but I think so