One day,many many years ago, there was a unicorn named Bob. Bob was a nice unicorn,he didnt mock the size of other peoples horns or laugh when his friends had bad cases of the rainbows. All he did is be nice and complement people *cough cough* I mean unicorns. Then he was blown up by an asteroid.... him and the unicorns and the dinosaurs.
The end
.___. thats depressing...imma go cry softly into a pillow