Ya wanna know how I got these scars?
My Father was.... A drinker, and a fiend.
and one day he came home a little drunker then usual, my mother grabbed her wedding dress, to offend herself, My Father didnt like that, not 64 bit.
He looked at me and laugh, he said, why so serious? Ya cant get chicks with a frown, lets put a snicker bar on that face.
so he grabbed a snicker bar, and he walked towards me, and he put the snicker bar in my mouth.... And I had an allergic reaction to the peanuts and went to the hospital, then I got the "best doctor there was" he said he was "too pro" and then told his nurse to shut up..... Next thing I knew he turned on a chainsaw and started doing chainsaw surgery on me in space..... And thats how I got these scars..... Ya wanna know how I got deez nuts?