Once there was an stupid blond with a pig in a leash, They walked across the streets while a man walked to them and they stopped when he asked Where did you get that from? The pig replied really fast I got it from the bingo! :D
*Bows*
Now the audience shall say jokes :3
Joke corner (Tell your jokes! :D)
Joke corner (Tell your jokes! :D)
Post by: SkyCloudia - April 6th, 2015, 11:37:16 am
Re: Joke corner (Tell your jokes! :D)
Post by: GameDudePc_TR - April 6th, 2015, 11:41:53 am
I once saw Skyrun02 being chased by zombies, so I yelled: Sky run 2 behind you !
*Doesnt laugh, steps off the podium and goes for a smoke B-)*
Re: Joke corner (Tell your jokes! :D)
Post by: KermitsBigToe - April 6th, 2015, 11:51:22 am
I have the best joke ever ladies, gentlemen and Penguins. ( dont question me please )
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Doctor
Doctor Who?
Mwahahaha * walks back to the tardis *
I know, I should become a comedian. This joke isnt old at all I mean I only learned it like 6 years ago! :D
* Flies away *
Re: Joke corner (Tell your jokes! :D)
Post by: Akiraff - April 6th, 2015, 11:54:10 am
Yo momma is so stupid that she went to desert to eat a dessert!
Ba dum tst.
Akiraff
CubeBuilders Administrator
Re: Joke corner (Tell your jokes! :D)
Post by: SkyrunPvP - April 6th, 2015, 11:54:51 am
Why do blazes have no business ?
Because they keep firing people
~Sky
Re: Joke corner (Tell your jokes! :D)
Post by: oneofakid - April 6th, 2015, 12:03:50 pm
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims
Ahahahaha
Re: Joke corner (Tell your jokes! :D)
Post by: vvanqu1sh - April 6th, 2015, 12:22:55 pm
Knock knock.
Whos there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Dont cry, its just a joke.
:D xD
Re: Joke corner (Tell your jokes! :D)
Post by: GameDudePc_TR - April 6th, 2015, 1:00:03 pm
[quote author=SovietPickle link=topic=2539.msg11232#msg11232 date=1428335482]
I have the best joke ever ladies, gentlemen and Penguins. ( dont question me please )
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Doctor
Doctor Who?
Mwahahaha * walks back to the tardis *
I know, I should become a comedian. This joke isnt old at all I mean I only learned it like 6 years ago! :D
* Flies away *
[/quote]
Pinguin is love, pinguin in life <3
Re: Joke corner (Tell your jokes! :D)
Post by: slimestein - April 6th, 2015, 1:30:44 pm
Middle of the night:
Man: It stands a man with a chain saw in our garden.
Man:Maybe he can help us cut down our tree
Wife: At this time?
Man: Ill go check how much he wants
>sometimes it good to watch tv/movies<
*Feels ashamed of bad joke walks away slowly*
