Joke corner (Tell your jokes! :D)

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Alright this might be dumb but here we go anyways :P

Knock knock
Whos there?
Barbie
Barbie who?
Barbie Q
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Hadnt heard this one yet, its actually pretty good and made me laugh haha :p

Alright my turn for a knock knock joke:

Knock knock
Whos there ?
You
You who ?
Yoohoo indeed, its vacation ! :D

*Proud of making up the worst joke ever and walks away with his sunglasses on B-)*

Whats the difference between a camel and a briefer. One is a big, fat, smelly, wild, beast and the other one is an animal that lives in the desert. ;D

I have several:


Stupid Joke #1:

Son: Dad, Im cold!

Dad: Then go stand in the corner!

Son: Why?

Dad: Because its 90 degrees there! -laughs uncontrollably-




Stupid Joke #2:


What rock group has 4 members that dont sing?


Mount Rushmore! HAHAHA



Stupid Joke #3:

Wanna hear a dirty joke? Ok!

My friend fell in some mud.




Stupid Joke #4:

Wanna here a clean joke? Ok!


My friend took a bath and made this joke clean.

What do you call a cat that eats another cat?
A Catable! (Cat-uh-bol)

Knock Knock
Whos there?
Yo-da-le-he
Yo-da-le-he who?
I didnt know you can yodel!

Well... Ive got an okay one...
So, I got a Grammar test.
Q1. Use fascinate in a sentence. So I wrote as my answer:
I have 9 buttons on my shirt...
but I can only fasten eight!

Badumtsh.

I have a really idiotic one...

knock knock?
Who is there?
Iva
Iva who?
IVA SORE HAND FROM KNOCKIN.

2. My mother said she didnt like me.
My dad insulted my weight.
My sister punched me.
My brother said I looked like a wombat.
They got mad at me because I didnt hang out with them.

who can work out my pointless riddle...
One fine day in the middle of the night
Two dead men got up to fight
Back to back
They faced eachother
Drew thier swords and shot eachother.
???