I'm bored... Let's destroy the english language

Read rhymes with lead, lead doesnt rhyme with read, read doesnt rhyme with lead, but read rhymes with lead.

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Read rhymes with lead, lead doesnt rhyme with read, read doesnt rhyme with lead, but read rhymes with lead.
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Yeah thanks for lighting my brain on fire

The bird swaered the sky and wrshed to fly, the next day it jrmped from the branches and hit the ground, and was srad.

De börtdt saw de skai and wiszed to flai, de n4kst dæ it zhoompt from de branczeß and hit de graund and waß 65d.

EDIT: Whoops, just noticed it said ONE thing... Oh well

De börtdt skaw de skai and wiszed to flai, de n4kst dæ it zhoompt frumm de branczeß and thit de graund aland waß 65d.